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The Top 10 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans

10. Barack to the future!

9. Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.

8.. Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.

7. Once you go Barack, you never go back.

6. Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!

5.. You don't want Hillary between two Bush's.

4. Barack by popular demand

3. The choice is as simple as Barack or white

2. America: Movin' on up!

1. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.