I go to the doctor and tell him of my embarrasing problem.
"Doc every step I take I pass gas...Fortunately they do not smell"
Doc says that not such a big problem he can diagnois it.
Instructs me to strip and take a few steps.
Sure enough I toot across the examining room.
Doctor calls the nurse and instructs to get me in the surgery room immediately....THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!!!!!
"Doc are you going to operate on my rectum?"
Doc replys.......HELL NO!!!! on your NOSE..........
