[cobra de capell]

Of course, in the office now - the same 15 sound like this:

1. Rome dun did not create some great empire by havin' meetin's... dey dun did it bywastein' everyone who opposed dem. WORD!

2. If ya' kin stay calm, while all around ya' be chaos...den ya' probably gotsn't completely understood da damn seriousness of de situashun.

3. Hangin' some job RIGHT de fust time digs de job done. Hangin' de job WRONG foeteen times gives ya' job security. Slap mah fro!

4. Eagles may so', but weasels duzn't dig sucked into jet engines.

5. Artificial Intelligence be no match fo' Natural Stupidity. Slap mah fro!

6. Plagiarism saves time.

7. Neva' put off until tomo'row whut ya' kin avoid altogeder. Ah be baaad...

8. TEAMWORK... means neva' havin' t'snatch all de blame yo'self.

9. De layoffs gots'ta continue until mo'ale improves.

10. Neva' underestimate da damn powa' of real stupid sucka's in large groups.

11. Hang in dere, retirement be only dirty years away! Right on!

12. Go de 'estra mile. It makes yo' Man look likes an incompetent slacker. Ah be baaad...

13. When de goin' digs tough, de tough snatch some coffee bust.

14. INDECISION be de key t'FLEXIBILITY.

15. Aim Low, Reach Yo' Goals, Avoid Disappointment. Man!”