[cobra de capell]

How many Americans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Two (one conservative and one liberal): One to replace the lightbulb (conservative), and one (liberal) to sue the original lightbulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the lightbulb, compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedent requiring lightbulb manufacturers to state clearly that lightbulbs may require replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.