I think this is a plan hatched by Trularin. He lives just a short 25 miles north of Buckeye Mike. Just a quick trip down Rte 15 and he could interrogate Mike.
But Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Confess Tru! It's your plan just to piss off Ernie, right?
Everybody that lives in MI, call your local police and find out what this terrorist plot is all about. How many people will have to starve to death before we find out the truth?
Oh the horror!