[Ron61]

This is bad I know, but soooo funny.

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME....

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us
have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but
the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On
her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has
won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United
States.

If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering
telephones giving technical advice.