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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

*Smart man + smart woman = romance
*Smart man + dumb woman = affair
*Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
*Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC

*Smart boss + smart employee = profit
*Smart boss + dumb employee = production
*Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
*Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

*SHOPPING MATH

*A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
*A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*HAPPINESS

*To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
*To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

*MEMORY

*Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

*APPEARANCE

*Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
*Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

*A woman has the last word in any argument.
*Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.”