Warren,
You are going to have to quit playing golf for $5 dollars and start betting millions if you want to catch Tiger. I have seen some golfers actually play when there was snow on the course and they had to use colored balls so they could find them in the fairways. I never played golf at all so am not to familiar with why some of my friends are so dedicated to it. I swear a couple of them would play through a flood if they could.
Ron