[cobra de capell]

AIN'T IT THE TRUTH?


Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying. "Damn, that was fun."

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I still had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.