Warren,
I see they published your last doctor's visit.
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
off. "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bill's wife. "Ethel,"he says
"Bill is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the
light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again.
Names changet to protect the guilty!!!!!!
Ron