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As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door she observed her daughter intimately involved with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing!?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 years old, unmarried, and this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone."

The next day the woman's father heard the same buzzing from his daughter's room. He entered the room and saw what his wife saw the day before and received the same explanation.

A few days later the wife came home from shopping and heard the buzzing noise coming from the lliving room. She went in and found her husband sitting on the couch drinking a beer and staring at the TV, the vibrator buzzing merrily away beside him. "What the hell are you doing!?", she demanded. Her husband replied,"I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."