You all must be jealous.
I've still got my hair, I'm not skinny like Fred, I do not have any dogs pooping on my rugs and I drive my Cobra all year round.
That must be it. I have the proof. Its a vast right wing conspiracy! The Humpin' Ho Sisters have taken control of Fred's mind, and turned it to grape jelly. The Mt Shasta Goddess has taken up residence in Ron's 69 Cobra. She is probably letting some
oil drip on the garage floor right now to make Ron crazy (make that even crazier). And Yukon's bites are now poisionous.
Good Bye. I'm joining Hillary. Maybe she will let me be Secretary of Vacations. Even better yet, Secretary of Cobra Rides and Naps. I can see it now.
Beam me up Scottie. Time for a nap!