Uh-uh, no way. If we start putting Maltese Cobras in the registry, then we'll naturally have to include the Maltese Falcons as well. That will lead to a discussion of which ones are allowed in, such as - do we just include the 289/ 260 Falcons, or do we allow the 200 cubic-inch 6-cylinder ones in as well? Soon, the entire discussion will degenerate into a sorry verbal assault from the 200 cubic-inch camp against the 170 cubic-inch guys, vainly trying to establish some kind of irrelevant pecking order. Before you know it, there will be a clamor over what kind of Maltese Falcon is real, and what is not. That will open the floodgates of nonsense to the point that there will not be enough soda and popcorn for the audience, and everyone will get testy. Uh, not that this ever happens here at Club Cobra. But maybe it could...?
