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Personally? I would eat the toenail clippings from a leprous goatherd before I would eat turkey.
HAM. Good, honest Hormel spiral-sliced Cure 81.
I'll have a houseful of non-smoking inlaws that LOVE turkey.
I'll be shivering in the breezeway sucking on my pipe and growling as I devour my ham.
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