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A hunter walks into his favorite bar, orders a drink, and loudly announces that while blindfolded, people can bring him the skins of any animal and he can tell what animal it is, AND if he can find the bullet wound, he can determine the caliber of the killing shot, and if he is correct, the bar buys him a drink.
Once blindfolded, a customer brings him a skin. The hunter feels the skin and says "Bear".
Correct. He finds the bullet hole, and says "30.06"
Correct again. Barkeep serves the man a drink.
One man pulls out another skin. The hunter feels the skin and says "Deer."
Correct. He finds the bullet hole and says "30 caliber."
Correct again, and Barkeep serves the man another drink.
This goes on for the rest of the night, each time the hunter guessing correctly, and by the end of the night, the now-drunk hunter goes home to his wife, and crawls into bed.
The next morning, the hunter looks in the bathroom mirror and notices a HUGE black eye on his face. He says to his wife that he remembers getting drunk, but doesnt remember getting into a fight.
The wife says "I gave you that black eye. When you came home last night drunk, you put your hand down my panties and said...............
"Skunk...killed by an axe."
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