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"No wonder everyone wants to move here. Where the criminal has all the rights."

Fortunately down here, criminals generally still get treated like criminals but we now are blessed with an increasingly noisy group of human rights activists led by an eccentric, unsuccessful lawyer (who just got arrested for beating his wife). They make a big fuss and try to launch lawsuits on behalf of the "victims" every time the police shoot, manhandle or injure a perp; even an escaped and armed convicted murderer. People here half-jokingly refer to them as "the criminal rights activists."