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Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor found out about this and took each one into his office seperately to try and talk them out of it.

First he called in the woman and he told her that the man had already had two heart attacks and was very unhealthy and could die at any time. She told the doctor that she didn't care and she left.

Next, the doctor called in the man and told him that the woman was suffering from acute angina, and he said, ''I know! I peeked.''