My last pull over I was doing ten over. Lights went on, I pulled over.
"What's your hurry?" pause "you saw me turn around."
I figured I try one I had read on a post.
"Well sir, my wife ran off with a policeman and well...I though you were bringing her back."
He cracked a grin and told me that was the first time some tried that line on him. He let me go with a warning.
