[SoTxButler]

A burglar breaks into a house in the middle of the night. As he slowly moves through the house with his pen light, a voice says

"Jesus is watching you"

The burglar freezes and turns off his light. Cannot believe what he just heard. It must be his imagination. After a minute or so, he turns on the pen light again and starts to move slowly...again a voice says

"Jesus is watching you"

At this point his heart is pounding and his only thought is "if I can get out of here, I'll never do this again" After another minute or so, he decides he must get out of there and turns on the pen light to scan the room. As he scans the room, the light shines on a parrot. He looks at the parrot and asks, "did you say that"? The parrot says "YEP"
The burglar says "Man you scared me to death" What is your name?

The parrot answers "Moses"

The burglar smiles and says to the parrot "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses"?

the parrot replies...."the same kind of people that would name a ROTTWIELER Jesus"