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Old 01-27-2008, 11:33 AM
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Kinda OT, but I have been even more depressed than usual the last few days.

Momma was at church, so I called the Helpline. Like so many organizations, they have "outsourced" to Pakistan.

I found myself on a conference call with two Pakistanis that barely spoke English.

I told them that I was having suicidal thoughts.

They got all excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a truck.

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