Thread: Jokes
View Single Post
  #967 (permalink)  
Old 02-01-2008, 07:54 AM
cobra de capell cobra de capell is offline
Banned
Visit my Photo Gallery

 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Middle Of Nowhere, USA
Cobra Make, Engine: ERA 428 FE 4-speed CR "TL" heavy spline
Posts: 3,907
Not Ranked     
Default

This may be a repeat, but we need to be reminded....

Perspective.....

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend.
2. a companion.
3. a lover.
4. a brother.
5. a father.
6. a master.
7. a chef.
8. an electrician.
9. a carpenter.
10. a plumber.
11. a mechanic.
12. a decorator.
13. a stylist.
14. a sexologist.
15. a gynecologist.
16. a psychologist.
17. a pest exterminator.
18. a psychiatrist.
19. a healer.
20. a good listener.
21. an organizer.
22. a good father.
23. very clean.
24. sympathetic.
25. athletic.
26. warm.
27. attentive.
28. gallant.
29. intelligent.
30. funny.
31. creative.
32. tender.
33. strong.
34. understanding.
35. tolerant.
36. prudent.
37. ambitious.
38. capable.
39. courageous.
40. determined.
41. true.
42. dependable.
43. passionate.
44. compassionate.
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly.
46. love shopping.
47. be honest.
48. be very rich.
49. not stress her out.
50. not look at other girls.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays.
* anniversaries.
* arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer .
Reply With Quote