Also, Hillary promises not to go negative.....
Even though she’s apparently in a slide at the moment, the Hillary Clinton campaign is promising not to go negative against B. Hussein Obama.
A spokesperson anonymously put a positive spin on the campaign and said today, “While we understand Hillary is apparently sliding in poll after poll against B. Hussein Obama, we must call a spade a spade and admit we are now behind the black 8-ball. Like Davey Crockett at the Alamo, fighting in his coonskin hat, we feel we’re fighting for the survival of America. Hillary will be niggardly in her fiscal policy, keeping taxes low on middle and lower class American by soaking the rich for more than they already pay, subsidizing lower class Americans to achieve their right of being equal." Reaching for a coke, they said further, “What two people choose to do in the back seat of a car is their business", a statement in defense of personal rights.
"Hillary refuses to cater to any specific demographic group and will address all Americans and hyphenated-Americans equally, although she did thoroughly enjoy her latest trip to Mexico and truly appreciates the Mexicans and their hospitality."
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