[A Cobra guy]

A cute newly wed drives up to her mothers house in a new Mercadies convertable. Mom gets in and they drive back to the brides new home so Mom can see it. It's a huge mansion complete with pool, serveants, and a 6 car garage. (The groom was out for a cruse in his Cobra)

During lunch the bride confesses to her mother that there is a problem. In the month that that have been married the husband only wants anal sex. She says "Mom, it's terrible, my butt used to be the size of a dime and now it's the size of a half dollar! "
The mother pauses, looks around at the house and all its contents. Finaly she says...."So, you want to give all this up for 40 cents????"