[khansmith]

From my Boeing days:
B.O.H.I.C.A (Bend over here it comes again)

From my Dad:
One man's dream is another man's joke
When the goin gets tough, the though get goin (after my mom took off)
What's this "WE" $hit...you got a turd in your pocket?
Our money...don't you mean MY money? (when I was a kid)


Some of my favs:
Beauty is a light switch away....
It's like a bunch of monkeys humping a football in here!
I'm busier than a one-legged fiddler in an a$$ kickin contest!
I know you want it now but nine women can't have a baby in a month!
Silence is golden...shut up and get rich!
If I want crap out of you I'll squeeze your head!