[Michael P. Wole]

That is about as usefull as a screen door on a submarine.

That is as useless as tits on a boar hog.

If it don't go, crome it(could that be the reason that Jegs and Summit have so much crome stuff for Chebbys in thier catalogs?)

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

No muff too tuff, we dive em all(seen on a tee shirt)