***THE TEN STEP PROCESS TO REMOVE TRUNK WATER*****
1) Drill one tiny (1/16") hole through your trunk and straight out the back parallel and even with the trunk floor.
2) Get in car.
3) Start car.
4) Put in first gear.
5) Push throttle to the floor.
6) Release clutch pedal while depressing throttle.
7) Shift gears accordingly.
8) Hold on while water sprays all over the cars behind you.
9) Apply brake.
10) Pay for ticket.