Ron,
I know that we're a bit slow 'Down Under', but just between you and me, would you please answer this very personal question so we will all be a little bit wiser.
Have you been drinking the odd glass of moonshine, eating slightly under cooked crawdads or smokin that green tobaccie?
Maybe you've been a really bad boy and took part in one of those way out Star Wars Convention Meetings where everyone gets dressed up to resemble & live the life of their favourite galactic character?
On the other hand, if your motherboard hasn't been completely infected by the dreaded virus of hallucination, then please 'widen' our minds and let us in on the big secret.
What in the bloody hell are you talking about?
Baz