[Trevor Legate]

Never mind - when Commizzar Bernie Eccles gets his way (as he always must) you'll be watching the race at 1a.m. so by then the heat might not be so bad due to a distinct lack of sun. Then us Important Folk in the west can watch in comfort at a sensible hour on our pay-to-view idiot-boxes. Yeah - right.

In a normal world, Bernie and Max would be certified on the spot, but as we all know, people like them have taken over the asylum.