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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the presidential helicopter, Marine One, in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The marine on duty squared up, saluted and said in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Nice pigs, sir.”

The president replied, “These are not pigs! These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

The marine squared up again, salutes and says in a very typical, sharp marine’s voice, “Excellent trade, sir.”