Hey I remember I was at a car show with my Cobra once and some clown cam by and was rapping on the car and telling his bimbo that it wasn't real.
I asked him what in the hell he was doing and he reached over and knocked on the fender and said, "well it isn't real..is it"
I said, "Listen, it is as real as the damn knot that is going to be on your forehead if you touch this car again"
He tells his girlfriend, "come on, I can tell when we aren't welcome"