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Originally Posted by richardferguson
A Black Knight (cue Monty Python's Holy Grail) performance, no less.
Thankyou Jamo for not skewering our knight at the outset of this magnificent joust.
What a pi$$er!
Richard
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And on that note
Our first contestant is a middle aged gentleman from Melbourne Australia who states he is not an automobile broker, but continues to flaunt the laws of the Austrralian government by illegally importing cars for resale without a the proper license, he makes offers on cars not for sale, agrees on a contract, wires a deposit, fails to follow the contract in which he agreed, then comes on to a public access forum and whines about the deal going south and him being out the deposit money which he agreed to send to hold the car for 30 days.
Edit More Monty Python induced jabber:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou make an offer for a car that is not for sale. Then, shalt thou pay for said car on a daily count of thirty. No more. No less. Thirty shalt be the number thou shalt have to pay for the car in full, and the number of the counting shall be thirty. Forty shalt thou not count, nor either count thou twenty unless funds are available at that time, excepting that thou then proceed to thirty. Fifty is right out and you have now lost your $5,000 deposit due to a lack of performance. Once the number thirty, being the 30th number, be reached, then, the seller shall lobbest thy contract for purchase of an AC MKIV towards thy wannabe buyer in disgust, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'