Turpentine vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon
of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the
bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and
asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful
liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in
the
world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy
Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,
she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here
turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll
pass a Harley Davidson.'
