When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb a$$ get down."
And now you have insulted turtle. War en will be prowling the Frog sections for a suitable answer. What if he gets elected????
Ron