[bomelia]

To paraphrase the late great Sam Kinison [modifications by me]:

You want to help world hunger [Californian thirst]? Stop sending them food [water]. Don't send them another bite [drop], send them U-Hauls. Send them a guy that says, "You know, we've been coming here giving you food [water] for about 35 [75] years now and we were driving through the desert, and we realized there wouldn't BE world hunger [California thirst] if you people would live where the FOOD [WATER] IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!! UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIVE IN A [PH]UCKING DESERT!! NOTHING GROWS HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE! Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND!! YOU LIVE IN A [PH]UCKING DESERT! We have deserts in America, we [well, most of us] just don't live in them, a$$holes!"

Mike