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Originally Posted by Ron61
Ernie,
My friend in Happy Valley moved there from Redding and he said his utilities are a lot more than they were in Redding. And they keep going up, but that is happening everywhere that I know of. I bought 10 Rubber Buckets so I can store some unused electricity. 
Ron  |
Ron,
I stored some electricity in rubber buckets last week, but two of them leaked. So now I'm going to store the next batch in condoms. There is a number of advantages here. For one thing, they are free at high schools, although I've gotten some weird looks in the past while standing in line. But the best part is they are absolutely guaranteed not to leak or the government has to pay dearly for the inconvenience until the amps are 18 years old, as usual.
I did think what might happen if I accidentally put one on without thinking it through, but then I realized that dead is dead ...and probably nothing would happen. And if it did ...I could share the miracle. "Guess what, honey!"
Of course if a young man with good ...um ...conductivity ...were to swipe one and put it on it could be disastrous. It would serve the dirty rotten thief right though, falling under the protection as justified penicide as long as I don't move or tamper with it, which I wouldn't of course.
I have a photo of that sort of damage. Posting here might be frowned upon but, anyway, I have a link. It has been incorrectly circulating the net as an electric fence burn but the truth is it was a stolen condom that was full of watts ...stolen watts.
Link: (
http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp )
And that's the gospel truth. I hope snopes finally gets it right.
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