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In a statement released early this morning, presumptive Democratic Party nominee Senator Barack Obama, (D-Ill) speculated Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans would be a "Spectacular" choice for FEMA director.

Said a spokesperson, "In light of the hurricane disasters caused by global warming and the Bush administrations inability to cope with the devastating effects, we feel in a Democratic Party regime Mayor Ray Nagin would be a spectacular choice to head the federal emergency team. His prolific actions during the evacuation of New Orleans during the Katrina catastrophe saved thousands of lives and serves as a model for the rest of the country. Since he was able to effectively tell the Republican controlled Federal Government how to do their jobs, we feel he's the perfect Democrat to put his knowledge, leadership and foresight to use as the head of FEMA. In conclusion, the public perception of Mayor Nagin as a disorganized nincompoop who isn't able to organize a one car parade is simply not grounded in reality."

Upon hearing this news, Al Gore issued the following statement, "I fully agree with this choice. I would also like to encourage him to begin the evacuation of New Orleans immediately. Global Warming will cause oceans to rise 30 feet in the next 20 years, and it only takes a rise of 7 feet to flood the soup bowl known as New Orleans. Of course, the French Quarter can stay because 2nd story balconies are where the hot chicks show their hooters."

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