[Doug I]

Originally Posted by cobra de capell

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

...

As I turn on the hose in the driveway .....


----the car isn't washed,
----the bills aren't paid,
----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
----the flowers don't have enough water,
----there is still o nly 1 check in my check book,
----I can't find the remote,
----I can't find my glasses,
----and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

.....
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

and you're wondering who's little brat in the neighborhood it was that turned on your hose and flooded your driveway and front yard.