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On their fiftieth anniversary, Milo and Madge had dinner with their EIGHT kids and many grandchildren. Finally they were alone and sat on the porch holding hands.
"Darling," said Milo, "I've always wondered about something in regard to our children."
"What's that, dear?" asked Madge.
Milo slowly explained, "Conrad looks different from our other SEVEN kids, and I always have wondered if he had a different father."
Madge squeezed his hand tightly and said, "Well, I guess I can tell you now that Conrad did have a different father than the others."
After a long pause, Milo said, "Please tell me who his father is."
She smiled sweetly and said, "You."
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