[cobra de capell]

A certain (clueless) husband was out in the back yard one Saturday cleaning his charcoal grill. His wife happened to bend over to pick some weeds just as he glanced up.

He exclaimed loudly: "Dang hon! Your butt's as big across as my old Webber grill here!" His wife was angry, but said nothing. A few moments later she bent over to pick another weed and hubby repeated the comment. Thoroughly annoyed, she went inside to watch TV.

Later that night they cuddled in bed, and hubby, having forgotten completely about his earlier faux pas, asked if she might be "in the mood".

She stared him coldly in the eye and replied: "If you think I'm going to fire up my big Webber grill for your sad little wiener, you are sadly mistaken!"