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EBONICS

Jerry is an 18 year old sixth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the Los Angeles Public school system.
One day Jerry got an easy assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence.
This is what Jerry did.

1. HOTEL: I gave my girlfriend de crabs and de HOTEL everybody.

2. RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.

3. DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer told me, if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT, they are gonna sent me back to the big house.

4. FORECLOSE: If I pay aliomony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.

5. CATACOMB: Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, sombody give de CATACOMB.

6. PENIS: I went to a doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

7. ISRAEL: Alonso tried to sellme a Rolex, I said; Man that looks fake. He said; No, ISREAL.

8. UNDERMINE: There is a fine lookin' Hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.

9. TRIPOLI: I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra but I couldn't find a TRIPOLI.

10. STAIN: My mother-in-law axed me, if I was STAIN for dinner.

11. ODYSSEY: I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

12. HORDE: My sister got in trouble because she HORDE around school.

13. INCOME: I just got in bed with this hoe and INCOME my wife.

14. HONOR: At the rape trail, they axed my buddy, who be HONOR first.

15. FORTIFY: I axed de hoe how much? and she said FORTIFY.

16. BEFORE: 2 plus 2 BEFORE.