Remembering Life Before The Computer
1. Memory was something that you lost with age.
2. An application was for employment.
3. A program was a TV show.
4. A cursor used profanity.
5. A keyboard was a piano.
6. A web was a spider's home.
7. A virus was the flu.
8. A CD was a bank account.
9. A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
10. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
11. And if you had a 3 1/2- inch floppy ... you just hoped no one found out!
Ron
