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Hey Ron,
Is this the club you were talking about joining ?
NANMRA
Top Ten Reasons to Join NANMRA
North American Nude Motorcycle Riders Assoc. presents the top 10:
10. Membership Card really cool thing to show grandkids!
9. Your leathers are being cleaned.
8. No matter how old, ugly, or overweight YOU are... They probably have
someone that is older, uglier, or more overweight!
7. Membership Card perfect for filling that vacant protective card holder sleeve
next to your SAM's card.
6. Discounts available at any motorcycle shop you can talk the store manager or owner into giving you a discount.
5. You didn't have the nerve to join the North American Nude Bowling Assoc.
4. You are tired of your next door neighbor bragging about streaking in the 70's.
3. It's cheaper than VIAGRA!
2. You were going to replace that old motorcycle seat any ways !
And the # 1 reason to join NANMRA... 1. Recruiting new members is a great excuse to get naked chicks on your bike!
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