I wanted to share this one:
Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time
to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie
to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.
5. It's very, very, very important that these four women never meet each
other.
If you happen to have a wife or a girl friend who fulfills the above, that is wonderful. If not, find one, or follow the rules.