[emberglo66]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died. The local funeral director told the husband, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her her, in the Holy Land, for $150.00."


The man thought about it and told the funeral director he would just have her shipped home.


The funeral director asked, "why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend $150.00.


The man replied, "long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead!


I just cannot take that chance.....