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St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next one in line, 'So, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?' The fellow says, 'I'm Barrack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the United States.' St. Peter says, 'The U.S.? A black President? You gotta be kidding me! When did all this happen?' Obama says, 'About twenty minutes ago.'
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