Tru,
You are going to have to get a book on Internet slang or abbreviations. GMW is Steve and Warren's way of not having to learn to spell.
Joe,
You had two really hot women for dinner? Darn, you Texans will eat anything won't you.
As for the snake on the golf course, I was watching one of the major tournaments last year and they had to wait while the ground crew got an alligator off one of the greens. And he wasn't all that happy about leaving either.
Ron