Trevor,
Put me down for at least one (maybe two, if you can keep the price under 4 digits). Just to show that I'm serious, can I still get an autographed copy of your last book? Let me know how to get ahold of you, and where to send the money.
Yes, I am SERIOUS.
PS, You can stay in my guest room if you pass through the area while doing research. My wife makes awsome cornflakes.