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Making An Impression

The young couple was hosting their first dinner party when their four-year-old son started staring at his dad's boss.

The boss tried to ignore the boy, but finally had to ask, "What's wrong, son?
Why are you staring at me?"

The table went quiet.

"I just want to see you do it," said the little boy.

"Do what?" asked the boss.

The boy replied, "I want to see how you drink like a fish!"