[cobra de capell]

Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm? I don't know dear, ask your father.

Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

Mommy, Mommy! The milk man's here; Have you got the money or should I go out and play?

Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up and step on the gas!

Come upstairs, son, like a good boy. No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again.

Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board!

Mommy, Mommy! Where did your scabs go? Shut up and eat your corn flakes!

Mommy, Mommy! It's dark down here! Shut up or I'll flush it again!

Mommy, Mommy! I'm getting dizzy. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot down!

Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush the toilet!

Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts. Shut up kid and keep eating.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last week!

Mommy, Mommy! Why am I so ugly? Shut up kid and comb your face.

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy!! What's a lesbian? Go ask your father, she'll know.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert....

Mommy, Mommy, I hate tomato soup! shut up son, we only have it once a month!

Mommy, Mommy! Sally won't come skipping with me. Don't be cruel dear, you know it makes her stumps bleed.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls! Shut up and get back in the barrel!

Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon! Shut up and close the coffin!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging.