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Old 07-13-2008, 05:26 PM
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I swiped this off another forum.

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any
f*#@ing bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we
haven't got any f*#@ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your
f*#@ing beak to the bar you f*#@ing irritating bloody bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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